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The "Don't Trust the Floor" Tee
This is the one that gets the most compliments at conventions. The front has a subtle yellow patterned design that looks like the peeling wallpaper of Level 0 at first glance. On the back, in his signature typewriter font, it reads: "Don't trust the floor. It's not supposed to be there." That line is straight from Wendigoon's 2024 video "The Backrooms: What We Know and What We Don't," where he warned viewers about the shifting geometry. The tee is 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, and printed with water-based inks that won't crack after the first wash. At $28, it's the entry-level pick - but don't call it basic.
The "Level 0" Hoodie
For fans who want to cosplay as a lost wanderer, the Level 0 hoodie is the move. It's a heavy 12-oz fleece hoodie with a monotone yellow wash - like the lights left on too long - and the back has a faded "Level 0" graphic with the camera-static effect from the original post. The front pocket has a hidden zipper pouch, perfect for keeping your "almond water" bottle safe. (If you know, you know.) At $54, it's the most expensive pick on this list, but the materials justify it. You'll feel like you could survive a few of the more mundane levels in this thing.
The "M.E.G. Field Guide" Bookmark
This one is for the lore nerds. Wendigoon's M.E.G. (Major Exploration Group) inspired bookmark is a glossy 2" x 6" card that mimics an in-universe document. It lists safe exits, entities to avoid, and a map of the first 5 levels. It's not a practical bookmark - it's a collectible. It costs $6, which makes it the easiest grab-and-go item in the store. It also comes with a QR code that scans to Wendigoon's "Backrooms: The Complete Timeline" playlist, so you can rewatch his lore series while you read.
The "Entity Report" Poster
If your apartment walls are empty, the Entity Report poster is the missing piece. It's an 18" x 24" archival matte print that looks like a classified document, complete with blurry photos of the Smilers and Hounds. The bottom has a line that reads "Do NOT approach. DO NOT listen to the humming." It's a direct nod to the audio from Wendigoon's video on the entities, where he played the distorted humming sound - you know the one. At $20, it's a solid middle ground for people who want something big but don't need a hoodie.
The "Rooms" Cap
The cap is a sleeper hit. It's an unstructured dad cap with the word "Rooms" embroidered on the front in a font that mirrors the 1990s camera style. On the inside, the sweatband has a hidden message printed in reverse - "the floor will take you" - which you only see when you flip it up. That's the kind of subtle detail Wendigoon's known for. It's $24, and the black version is currently the bestseller.
And if you want to see everything at once, you can always explore the full collection at the store - there are more items than we can list here.
